Dear Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals,
We are writing on behalf of a newcomer to our house.
Less than two weeks ago this intruder arrived on the doorstep.
Although we were not consulted on his arrival – and to be perfectly honest- have objected loudly and miaowciferously every time we have seen the little blighter – we think that the previous pictures show that A Step Too Far has been taken.
There is no way that anybody could have made us wear anything other than the fur on our backs – but because this thing is so small he has been forced into a facsimile of human clothing.
We understand that the main blame for this lies with some American woman who suggested knitting for cats – do you have a branch in Los Angeles who could possibly have a word with her?
Tigger and Bobbin – rightful cats of this household.